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Tomster
05-23-2005, 08:47 AM
Patrick, it seemed to me like no harm was done, so I let you slide on rear ending me Saturday.

It seems, however, that my associate, Mr. Ross Allen Johnson, has sustained a serious whiplash injury. He has obtained the services of the law firm, ****er, Shepard, & Collie and intends to sue you.

He might be willing to work out something with you and settle out of court. Maybe one Mc Donald's hamburger each time we wheel with you, or something like that.

If you are thinking about fighting this in court, just take a look at this pitiful little doggy. What jury could possibly NOT reach a verdict in his favor? My advice to you would be to settle.

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Paul E
05-23-2005, 08:48 AM
hahaha ... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/36_12_6[1].gif


Isn't Patrick using Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe for his defense team
Tomster
05-23-2005, 08:52 AM
I recommended them, but Ross Allen has ****er, Shepard, and Collie on retainer.

Tomster
mawardjr
05-23-2005, 10:07 AM
Ah .. poor Ross.

What's he supposed to do if he gets an itch in the "nether" region? poor poor Ross.
Tomster
05-23-2005, 10:17 AM
Mike:

Ross Allen wants to know if you will serve on the jury.

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mawardjr
05-23-2005, 10:44 AM
I'd be proud to help bring justice to the table for our fellow pooch!

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Neal
05-23-2005, 02:07 PM
I'll be a witness! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smashfreakB.gif
Fred
05-23-2005, 04:12 PM
Come on Patrick.....IF your still alive. Defend yourself, and POST PIX!!!
chris
05-23-2005, 05:53 PM
Thats too funny there Tom
Don
05-23-2005, 09:08 PM
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Come on Patrick.....IF your still alive. Defend yourself, and POST PIX!!!

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He is probably busy telling his Mom how his Jeep got hit by another 4wheeler /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hee.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hee.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hee.gif
Marlon_JBT
05-24-2005, 03:56 PM
Poor RA. However, I heard a different story. That is all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
alwaysoutdoors
05-28-2005, 12:50 AM
Justice will be served, ha!
pirate_over50
05-30-2005, 02:41 PM
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Ah .. poor Ross.

What's he supposed to do if he gets an itch in the "nether" region? poor poor Ross.

[/ QUOTE ]That's what Tom is for! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/36_12_6[1].gif
Don
05-30-2005, 02:46 PM
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Poor RA. However, I heard a different story. That is all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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I had heard that Patrick had allowed RA to drive his Jeep and Gumby took the blame for accident because RA has a license, but not a driver license.